Monday, September 17, 2012
I promise I'll sit quietly in the car throughout the journey. I won't bark at cyclists, even at traffic lights or road junctions when you have the right of way.
I can also confidently assure you that the flatulence issues I have suffered from time to time are now well and truly in the past - regardless of whether the air conditioning is working in the car.
On arrival at the chosen venue, I will not bark loudly and advertise our presence to all and sundry. I will adopt a stealthy air and sit quietly, while you carefully approach the water, to avoid scaring off every fish for a mile radius.
I won't jump and try and catch the baits when you cast them. I won't cock my leg on any of your rods. I won't have a crafty whizz on your rucksack when you're not looking.
I will also refrain from trying to hump your friends, should we encounter any of them. In the event that you catch a pike, I promise I won't jump in the river after it.
Please take me... I promise I'll be good...
posted at 20:36